(And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.)
I just want to say that the latest episode of the No Story Is Sacred podcast — only coincidentally produced by my four offspring — takes on The Da Vinci Code, and is an absolute hoot.
A Totally Disinterested Recommendation
Dr. Doyle's Blog 
Reblogged this on Madhouse Manor and commented:
I regret to inform you that I tried reading The DaVinci Code — twice!– and bounced off it –hard!– a chapter in each time.