Film and Television Aren’t Your Friends

There are a few things — more than a few, actually, but this is a blog post, not an exhaustive list — that you’re going to get the wrong impression of, if you’re relying on film and television and not real life:

How dark darkness really is.  Scenes on television and in the movies that are supposedly set in lightless or minimally-lit places (the woods on a moonless night; a windowless room) are in fact taking place in a representation of darkness and not the real thing, and the representation has to have enough light going on that the viewers can follow the action.  You’re a writer, not a film or television director, so you don’t have access to that particular artistic convention.  You need to keep track of what your light sources are, and if you don’t want your characters to be tripping over furniture in the dark, have them remember to bring along a flashlight.

How much injury it actually takes to put somebody out of action.  If all you want to do is sideline a character for a few chapters so that, for example, other characters are temporarily deprived of their assistance, it’s not necessary to riddle them with bullets or put them in a coma.  A severe sprain, a minor dislocation, a bad case of flu or even food poisoning . . . any of those will work as well.

How loud gunshots really are.  Make that how LOUD.  Your characters aren’t going to be holding any complex conversations in the immediate aftermath.

At what speed the wheels of justice really turn.  Anybody who’s ever served on jury duty knows that the reality is a long way from its fictional counterpart.  There are fewer moments of high drama, and more moments that sound like a couple of highly-paid professional litigators playing a complex but boring game of Mother-may-I.  (If you’ve never served on a jury, do so if you’re called — the experience, for a writer, is invaluable.  Lacking that opportunity, you can sometimes find gavel-to-gavel trial coverage on television or the internet.)

The moral of the story, unsurprisingly, is that if you find yourself writing about something that you only know about through media representations . . . back off and do some research.

2 thoughts on “Film and Television Aren’t Your Friends

  1. Also in this category:

    1. the religious practices and/or theology of pretty much any minority religion ever, and probably most of the majority religions too.

    2. Congress. The sad part here is that the real ways that congress is bumbling/powerful/corrupt/noble/etc are actually a lot more interesting than the ways it’s portrayed as such on screen. Research here can improve a story in far more ways than just details about what the buzzers mean.

  2. Nor is Ireland the Land of Lucky Charms.

    But occasionally filmmakers do put forth a bit more effort to make Art imitate life in an engaging, memorable way. That’s what I liked about the movie “Robin and Marian.” Not only did it portray 13th-century England so that that you could almost smell it, but the adventures of the middle-aged protagonists (who were actually elderly, considering the life expectancy of the time), afflicted with graying male-pattern baldness, wrinkles, stiff joints in the morning, and failing stamina for the sword fight (“I’m tired!”) lent a resonance of reality that brought out the poignancy of the romance in a way that fresh-faced, endlessly energetic and Olympic-athletic youth cannot equal.

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