If a little learning is a dangerous thing, then a lot of learning is, well . . . pretty damned neat, actually.
For example: Gothic for goths.
Because, face it, what up-and-coming young goth — or anyone else, for that matter — wouldn’t want to know how to say, “My fancy new black underwear is chafing”?
(Sa feina niuja swarta undarklaiþs meina gneidiþ mik, in case you’re curious.)
God, I love the internet.